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The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.
Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.
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Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle
After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion
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When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.
1. "Dude, check out this Cleveland Jones I got goin' on!"
2. "Yo man, go for a Cleveland Jones, man. My lighter is almost out of fluid."
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A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
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The worst spin-off in the history of television.
I'll stick with Family Guy, thank you.
The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.
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Guy 1: hey, did you see that lebron is going to Miami to win a championship?
Guy 2: yes, lebron is smart. The Heat are no Cleveland Cavaliers
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A freakin' awesome baseball team. The tribe has had some of baseball's best players since 1995. Former Indians players include Manny Ramiez, Roberto Alomar, Jim Thome, Bartolo Colon, Kenny Lofton, Albert Belle and Omar Vizquel. Oh yeah, and Orel Hershiser, Eddie Murray, David Justice, Sandy Alomar Jr., Charles Nagy, Juan Gonzalez, and Dennis Martinez. Many of these players are future hall of famers. They made it to the World Series in 1995 and 1997, and won there division 6 out of 7 years from 1995 to 2001. Currently, they are a team on the rise, with young stars like C.C. Sabathia, Travis Hafner, Cliff Lee, Jhonny Peralta, Victor Martinez, and Grady Sizemore. They will definitely win a World Series in the near future.
Who'll win the division this year, Bob?
The Cleveland Indians of course!
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