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A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.
That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.
When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.
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Like a Russian Titty Fuck but with the girls butt cheeks and while downing a bottle of Aguardiente
I gave her a Colombian ass fuck
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When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.
Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
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A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...
Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth
She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around
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When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
(n) cocaine
also known as bolivian marching powder
1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.
2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.
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