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What happens when you go skydiving with an instructor on your back and he unzips and slips his johnson all up in your behind as he's pulling the rip cord on the parachute. As you go from free-fall to being stopped by the parachute, his manhood goes deep into your chocolate cave.
Man I went skydiving again and my instructor gave me the ol' rip cord dick. Most intense orgasm I've ever had.
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The act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of sex, and not remembering said message the next day.
A reference to 'Black Cord Fever', a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.
"I guess I sent a text message to Tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. I was so lit when he arrived later I had no idea why he came over."
when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body
Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.
From Latin 'cor' and 'manus' meaning 'by heart and hand.' It's a term used to verify the intentions of someone or the truth about something.
Pronounced in an elided fashion: kordet mahnoo.
Todd: Was Hitler really that fucked up?
Nick: Yeah, corde et manu.
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the pms bitch pulled her rip cord in my bathroom and left a bloody mess.
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The “Aux Cord” is a level 2 sex move where the man while performing doggy pops his thumb in his lady friends anal cavity.
Yeah man we were going hard last night and out of nowhere I pulled “The Aux Cord”
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This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place
Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"
Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"
Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"
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