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pillow court

When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.

Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.

by ajpsdga March 10, 2018


Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.

"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"

by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022


Justice for court

Justice for court Justice for court Justice for court there is nothing in court squad except 1.Justice for court 2.Justice for court 3.free trips to Disneyland on courts birthday and Justice for court

Justice for court is a squad

by Spt sswolf February 28, 2021


turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018


Word Court

The fictitious court of law where words go on trial.

A or the, place called NOWHERE exists not.”
“Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. Mr. Defense Attorney, please state your case.”
“Your honor, though a place called NOWHERE does not exist; the word NOWHERE offends no one, and society needs the word NOWHERE. Also, the word NOWHERE deserves to continue being used because it lets people designate the only NONPLACE, and it lets people appreciate more places that exist.”
“Hum. Good point Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you please give this court some examples of how people use the word NOWHERE?
“I can your honor. People use it in expressions such as, "Going NOWHERE", and, "Going NOWHERE fast", or when asked, "Where are you going?” they might reply, "NOWHERE”. The word NOWHERE also counterbalances the word SOMEWHERE—which is a word related to the words NON-VIOLENT, NON-SMOKER, NON-PERSON and approximately 200-words which start with the prefix NON, followed by a dash."
“Mr. Jury Foreman, does the jury have any comment on the word NOWHERE?
“No, it does not, Your Honor.”
“Starting today, Word Court will be accepting suggestions from the public on the use of the word NOWHERE, and will declare a verdict on its use 90-days from today. Case closed.”
Judge U.R. Wordy hits the gavel once.

by but for March 21, 2020


Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023


Kings Court

The GTA’s most popular multi-purpose sports complex with over 10 locations in Mississauga, Etobicoke, Scarborough, Markham, and Oakville. You can book a court to play basketball, volleyball, cricket, soccer, or even pickleball.

Person 1: Where can I play basketball in Toronto at 2am?

Person 2: You can instantly book your court online on Kings Court. Train on your own time

by Kingscourtsports November 25, 2021