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Word Court

The fictitious court of law where words go on trial.

A or the, place called NOWHERE exists not.”
“Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. Mr. Defense Attorney, please state your case.”
“Your honor, though a place called NOWHERE does not exist; the word NOWHERE offends no one, and society needs the word NOWHERE. Also, the word NOWHERE deserves to continue being used because it lets people designate the only NONPLACE, and it lets people appreciate more places that exist.”
“Hum. Good point Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you please give this court some examples of how people use the word NOWHERE?
“I can your honor. People use it in expressions such as, "Going NOWHERE", and, "Going NOWHERE fast", or when asked, "Where are you going?” they might reply, "NOWHERE”. The word NOWHERE also counterbalances the word SOMEWHERE—which is a word related to the words NON-VIOLENT, NON-SMOKER, NON-PERSON and approximately 200-words which start with the prefix NON, followed by a dash."
“Mr. Jury Foreman, does the jury have any comment on the word NOWHERE?
“No, it does not, Your Honor.”
“Starting today, Word Court will be accepting suggestions from the public on the use of the word NOWHERE, and will declare a verdict on its use 90-days from today. Case closed.”
Judge U.R. Wordy hits the gavel once.

by but for March 21, 2020


Justice for court

Justice for court Justice for court Justice for court there is nothing in court squad except 1.Justice for court 2.Justice for court 3.free trips to Disneyland on courts birthday and Justice for court

Justice for court is a squad

by Spt sswolf February 28, 2021


turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018


pre-courting

playful flirting on social media

In this technology age pre-courting is part of a social media user's ways.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019


Court Cells

The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.

It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.

If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.

It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.

I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me

by 306'sFinest February 21, 2011


court presence

one who owns the basketball court, one who is confident, one who commands the floor, one who shines by just walking in the room, one who captures all by their mere confidence and appearance, one who exudes aesthetically

Coby Bryant is the epitome of court presence!

Mr. Boran will beast the meeting today, not because he's been diligent but for the fact he possesses amazing court presence!

by aLiLbit June 14, 2012


Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023