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1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.
Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".
Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".
2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.
The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."
The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.
Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?
Yes! It's such a great album.
A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
something you can do the rest of your life
making money is my being department
A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
The department where all the meaningless, pedantic and incoherent grievances are forwarded to.
Look, I only did what you said. If you have a problem with that, I'd recommend forwarding a compliant to The Fuckery Department.
A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."