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Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.
I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!
Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.
Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.
Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
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A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure
I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt
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Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.
Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!
"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.
Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.
Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?
Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.
When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.
Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?
The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.
Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.
Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!