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n. A type of person some futurists expect to experiment in becoming for temporary or indefinite periods of time. With the application of nanotechnology, one's person has the psychological configuration of one sex and the exterior configuration of the opposite sex, while possessing the ability to switch between real male and female genitalia at will with simple thought commands
Tommy: Hey, Seth! Let's become Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexuals tonight. We'll both look and sound like hot girls. And when we're fucking, we can take turns eating each other's pussies, sucking each other's cocks, and cockfucking each other.
Seth: Okay. Why not? This is the male-end solution to the philosophical problem of not knowing what it's like to be a lesbian or what our girlfriends feel when we're fucking them.
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Just another way to say "go fuck yourself". "Fuck" comes up as "Dual" on T9 text.
Steve told me is a text message to 'Eat shit', so I messaged him back saying 'Go dual yourself.'
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A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."
Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"
Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"
Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."
Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
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Digital-Dual-ID defines itself of a single type of a personification a person might have when battling all types of voices in their head and also never ever losing the battle. DDI for short.
Digital-Dual-ID "You might have DDI while stuck in a drug induced psychosis."
this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.
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The act of two individuals, clearly disheveled and regretful with heads hung, leaving a house that does not belong to either of them. Usually occurs anytime between 6 and 8AM.
Trish: "So, how was the other night?"
Brooke: "Girl, we walked out of Bonnie's spare bedroom, and she was standing right by the do' with some shit eatin' grin on her face. It was the ultimate Dual Walk of Shame."
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Dual Cock Mastery is defined as the completetion of mastering a certain sex technique known as 'Bento Style'.
Bento Style technique is where the male inserts his penis inside the female's vagina, but only in a certain legendary way
in order to allow the woman to have an orgasm as if 'Chuck Norris' was 'Fucking her hard,'*
*i.e. Penetrating so hard and fast, almost to the state of ripping pussy to shreds.
Johnathon was praised for successfully achieving Dual Cock Mastery.
David attempted Dual Cock Mastery on his girlfriend, but failed. This resulted in his cock ripped to shreds.
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