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The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.
Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!
An accurate and plausible nickname for lil pump, the worst rapper in history that repeats a bunch of words and calls his trash, "music".
Friend : "Hey, did you hear lil pump's newest song?"
Me : "It's probably trash since it was made by lil dump."
To fire a rifle or pistol as fast as possible until all ammunition in the magazine has been expended.
"We're going to test the ease of control on this AR-15 during a 30 round mag dump."
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(n.) taking a shit in a random hidden location in when visitng a friends home, attending a family function, touring an open house, going to party, etc. The loaf can be decorated with sparkles, glitter, money, spray paint, or anything that accentuates the crap that was taken. The butt nugget should then be left for some other person to find and deal with in their own time.
"Jenny, when you when to my baby shower last week did you take a fucking treasure dump in the new crib my Great Grandmother gave me?"
The act of dumping on Donald Trump verbally.
I took a Donald dump for his xenophobic, racist, misogynistic and outright slimy comments again today. I've developed a sore throat, I say!
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An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.
Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!
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The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.
Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
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