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A useful euphemism for male masturbation. The female equivalent is Gabby.
"I can't talk right now, I've got my mate Gary here."
"You seem uptight. When did you last see Gary?"
"I knocked on her door but there was no answer - I could just hear this buzzing noise. I think she was with Gabby."
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Gary is the kind of guy you have always dreamed of being with. Incredibly gorgeous and kind. Eyes as deep as the the cosmos. Amazing lover, father and friend. Incredibly inclined to do well no matter what the task is. Gary likes to party his ass off and make sure that all his friends are having a good time and are happy. Gary is so selfless and thoughtful and deserves the best because he is the best. If you get a chance to be Gary's girlfriend, be ever so grateful. He is sexy, kind, funny, easy going, a dream weaver, a friend like no other, incredibly hard working and hard partying supercalafreakingdeliciousexpialidosious! Gary will make you become a fan of country music. He can also catch any fish that swims in water and he blows amazing bubbles! You will love Gary, I know I do!
Have you met Gary yet, isn't he the best?
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when somebody is very very fat
1)dude that guy is "the gary"
2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"
3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!
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A man with a muffin-top has anger issues and has flatulent problems.promises to do something but never does it, always throws a temper tantrum
Trudy: are you going to the gym today gary?
Gary: na,to much work by the way can you make me some tea?
Trudy: no
Gary: *(sulks in anger)
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A complete twat. User. Will lie to get money. Will do anything for money, Has patience in bucketloads. A great planner. Not a leader, lets people get away with crap. Disloyal very weak. A follower. Does anything family tell him to do regardless of experience, logic or fairness.. lukewarm about said family. Cold cold cold. Admires macheovell ...need I say more. Unresponsive to love and care.
That's such a gary thing to do (cold)
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Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.
Hey, did you hear Gary’s co-worker just died?
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