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Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.

The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019


Gentleman's Duty

The act of removing a stubborn piece of somebody else's shit from the toilet bowl with a well-aimed and powerful piss.

Sorry I took so long, lads. Gentleman's Duty called.

by Founder's Dining Whore January 28, 2020


Wisconsin Gentleman

When in the act of fucking another dude in the ass, as all Wisconsinites are wont to do, the Wisconsin Gentleman has the common courtesy to spit on his hand before perfoming a reach-around, out of respect.

That was a pleasant anal raping, at least he was a true Wisconsin Gentleman when he milked my man-udder.

by Assfarmer July 18, 2018


Roman Gentleman

The "Roman Gentleman" is a maneuver where you place someone in any wrestling hold, or an imitation thereof, and then fart in their face. The original Roman Gentleman was performed with legs locked around the neck of the recipient. The name comes from the Greco-Roman style of wrestling, though the original would not classify as a Greco-Roman move, because it used the legs for the takedown, not the upper body.

"Why the fuck are Matt's legs wrapped around Liz's neck"?
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."

by MMurder June 25, 2009


Gentleman Sword

The fancy way of saying penis.

Shown in the Hollywood Undead song, 'Comin' In Hot.'

Well, that is most superb. I too had my Gentleman Sword rode on.

by eaglesfan95 April 2, 2011

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Gentlemans' War

Term which refers to a conduct of combat, loosely applying to the 17th through 19th century. In which battles were orderly fought in a fashion akin to a turn based strategy game, with opposite sides of musketmen walked around the field of battle to form giant lines of ranks totally exposed. Each army then took turns blasting the crap out of each other.

Sometimes one side would suicidally charge the other with bayonets. On foot or cavalry. Later, cannons were used as fire support.

Generally, this was though of as sportsmanlike by the nobles that waged these wars.

The practice eventually began to wane when people realized that doing this was fucking insane. And basically outright stopped once World War I rolled around.

These people had more balls then any human being in history, when you realize that each and every one of these mother fuckers walked around a battlefield devoid of cover. Then stood in front of a proverbial firing squad.

Not to mention, even if you survived getting shot, you'd probably get a limb amputated, without anesthetics, at best. Slow painful death at worst.

You probably had a better chance at surviving Russian Roulette. A Gentlemans' War was more like a gamble with the Grim Reaper.

by CommandoDude September 29, 2010

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Iranian Gentleman

A gentleman who is very considerate and is careful about what he is doing and his surroundings.

I like that customer. He is an Iranian gentleman.

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

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