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When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.
" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B
A popular video on youtube in which a scene from Spongebob is played very fast in techno form. (e.g. Best Frenemies, The chocolate episode.)
Spongebob: "Can we interest you in some chocolate?"
Patrick: "With or without nuts? With or without nuts? Without nuts."
Me: "Why the fuck is it called 'With or without gentlemen?'"
The term that means to give a point to a gentlemen when he does something nice for someone. Points can be given out and taken away.
J: Selena he opened the door for you!
S: Gentlemen Point
The instinctual human desire to immediately drink another ice cold beer upon completion of an ice cold beer.
"It is very difficult to control my gentlemen's ambition."
"My wife hates my gentlemen's ambition."
"Concealing my gentlemen's ambition becomes more difficult and tiresome each passing day."
"Nothing better than indulging in a little gentlemen's ambition alone in my garage while listening to my favorite Daughtry album."
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.
Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything
A disgusting cocktail that’s only consumed by the most elite among us.
Red Bull & top shelf gin
Joey had 4 dirty gentlemen last night and slept with your mother