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Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025


Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 12, 2022


goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021


Goomba

An enemy from super mario. you kill it by jumping on his head.

It also looks like a black dick with a face.

If you die from a goomba you're a noob

by ._hello_. July 16, 2020


Goomba Man

Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.

I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!

by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022


Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 21, 2017


goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 05, 2021