A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.
"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."
a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.
I am goomba.
An enemy from super mario. you kill it by jumping on his head.
It also looks like a black dick with a face.
If you die from a goomba you're a noob
Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.
I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!
A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink
My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.
1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”