Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.

We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.

gossip hag

(noun)

An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.

The opposite of a wise person.

When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.

The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.

Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.

Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

Gossip bomb

When someone drops a piece of gossip and then walks away before the ‘bomb’ explodes leaving them with plausible deniability for all the damage. They weren’t ‘gossiping’ they were just ‘sharing information’.

Mandy told her coworkers how Laura made a huge mistake that day and then Mandy left for the day. By the time she came back the next day, the entire office was in an uproar and there was talk about how Laura should be fired. Mandy gossip bombed her coworkers when she should have told her boss about Laura’s mistake.

Gossip Gabbler

The girls who stay out of drama but stay in gossip

Person1:how do you know so much drama but never in it?
Person2:I'm a gossip gabbler

Good Juicy Gossip

1) information that extremely personal or intimate about an individual, place, or subject.

2) A sexual activity with a friend typically in the form of oral that exceeds expectations or previous encounters.

1) She told me some good juicy gossip about our boss.
2) He gave me some good juicy gossip last night.

Gossip Read

Used when relating possibly non-factual information you read somewhere.

I gossip read that the Microsoft layoffs are mostly in the marketing department.