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the state of extreme excitement and talkativeness after seeing a highly anticipated movie in theaters, similar to a sugar- or adrenaline-rush.
"After going to the midnight premiere of Catching Fire, we left the movie theater on a Hobbit-high."
"We were so Hobbit-high, we spent three hours breaking down and analyzing the movie."
"I'm going to be so Hobbit-high I won't be able to fall asleep."
A drama free being that just likes to eat, chill, enjoy good food, and craves high quality sexual encounters.
Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."
Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.
Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...
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Someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents Walmart. This normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to " Hook up " with another patron. A Walmart Hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( Walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.
A friend of mine was working with me one night when his Walmart Hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his Hobbit.
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
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A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.
Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.
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a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.
man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
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