A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.
(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!
A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.
The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis
When a person becomes obsessed with Crypto Banter and can not stop watching the show.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: buy the dip and hold!
Me: Yeah! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: How many times a week do you watch Crypto Banter?
Me: Yes!
Friend: u got a bad case of DEGEN-ITIS
Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug
I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis
The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"
Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.