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When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.
A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7
This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis
When you have excessive attachment to The Office show
I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.
The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"
Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.
Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.
(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!