The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"
Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.
Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug
I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis
When a person becomes obsessed with Crypto Banter and can not stop watching the show.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: buy the dip and hold!
Me: Yeah! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DEGENS BABY!
Friend: How many times a week do you watch Crypto Banter?
Me: Yes!
Friend: u got a bad case of DEGEN-ITIS
When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.
A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.
Martyna has tetris-itis
The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis
Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.
(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!