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Author of the Communist Manifesto.
Karl Marx is considered by many to be the father of contemporary communistic doctrine.
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Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.
"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."
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george bush's engine/ventriloquist
also goes by turd blossom
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Ex-advisor to President Bush. Really, in my opinion, it's about time that happened. Enough said.
Bob: Hey, Joe! Did you hear what happened?
Joe: No. What happened?
Bob: Karl Rove resigned!
Joe: Well, it's about time that happened!
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A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries
TC
Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.
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In 1970, Rove, a Republican advisor, snuck into the campaign office of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon and stole some letterhead. He printed fliers on the letterhead promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing" and distributed the fliers at rock concerts and homeless shelters.
What a guy!
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Karl Xing is a being so holy and sacred that nobody dares appointing him a job. The uppermost bliss of freedom (job-wise) goes to the almighty, omnipotent being of Karl Xing.
'What has Karl Xing been up to?'
'I think I saw him in Leicester Square 2 weeks ago holding a sign for a job.'
'Honour and glory goes to Karl Xing.'
'May he be with us, KAmen.'