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kathryn is a naughty gal. she is if stanley was placed in the body of a tiny french girl. she is quite the silly goofy dirty little squirt. she actually is the grandmuncher of brooklyn. she is large supporter of joe smith and freedom of speech for horses in the military. she is quite the little lady. she is almost 67 years old and a huge fan of jim class. kathryn.
person 1: have you heard about kathryn's latest shenanigans?
person 2: yes! she sure is a wild lady.
Very sensitive, but she’s not allowed to be
Don’t prove anything to her
Looks like the Lorax
Loves trees
Her mom probably loves the dog more
Person: eww who is that person…
Me: probably a Kathryn, you know her mom doesn’t love her right?
A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl
Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik
Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty
Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd
Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!
Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---
Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived
Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*
Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived
Human 2: Ummm.....
*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*
Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*
* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*
Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...
*Human 1 calls dad*
Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh
The end
doing something with someone for the sole purpose of making out with them
comes from aubrey plaza saying she joined the mcu to work with kathryn hahn. their characters later share an intense kiss
person 1: why did you go with her to the movies when you don't like films
person 2: i wanted to work with kathryn hahn
Slang co-opted by queer women to indicate that one desires to engage in lesbian activities.
(inspired by actress and lesbian magnet Kathryn Hahn, who together with Aubrey Plaza gave us the first lesbian kiss in the MCU)
"I didn't really care about Marvel, I just wanted to work with Kathryn Hahn"
"This girl invited me over tonight, I think she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn"
"Do you listen to girl in red and would you like to work with Kathryn Hahn?"
the biggest bitch you’ll ever know
“You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”