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A red-headed fat fuck who fakes injuries and SAD (social anxiety disordor) in order to receive disability.
That lazy ginger should eat shit.
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When a womans arms weaken and collapse during anal intercourse. Her head lays flat on the surface, and her ass is at a 60 degree angle. Basically, face down ass up.
Monica: My arms are so sore.
Phil: Hoe, you better keep them strong, I don't want no lazy doggy.
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A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.
Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.
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When a group of friends get together at one's house and just facebook, tumbl, youtube, and watch tv.
Joe: You and the rest of the gang should come over with your laptops and we'll just facebook whore it up for couple hours!!
Bob: Sounds like a lazy party!!
A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.
Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.
We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.
A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.
Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."
Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."