One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
A good way to refer to your fat male friends.
J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?
L: uh.. not much...
J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.
A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.
The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.
"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"
Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.
Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.
No definition, just Henry’s meaty calves
Big cum slut Henry has a treacherous case of Henry’s meaty calves
The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.
Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.
GIGANTIC MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS NIGGA
"I have big meaty balls." "Proof?"