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Montgomery Special

noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl

A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.

Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!

by MontgomerySpecialReceiver24988 November 24, 2024


Shea Montgomery

The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination

Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed

by NotAFaggot298 February 16, 2019


Miss Montgomery

Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.

I just watched a movie with Miss Montgomery tonight!

by studiousbishop2023 September 27, 2021


Montgomery Mingle

The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash

How was your time in Montgomery

I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around

by Bruank April 14, 2023


Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012


hannah montgomery

the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut

me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob

kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now

everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares

by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019


Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.

Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.

by Mr.X- April 27, 2024