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An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"
Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."
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Far from original Dems like FDR, New Democrats are essentially any Democrat following Jimmy Carter. They like to call themselves "center left" but in actuality according to their policies, platforms and voting records their center to center-right at best. They're typically pro-corporate pro-war and are very friendly with Republicans.
Jason: "Did you know Hillary used to be a cowgirl Republican"?
Larry: "Well that's not surprising considering she's one of the "New Democrats"
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HD news is your local news in high-definition. It's the same old news with widescreen cameras, sexy graphics and set, and when you can see the pimples on the anchor you thought was hot.
Channel 13 now has HD news, which means the graphics and set changed, but that one anchor lady doesn't look hot anymore.
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A 6'1 Sigma GOD of a person, popular on the hit mobile game AFK Arena.
Recognized by his classic Patrick Bateman profile pictures (Literally him) and Greek god physique, along with his many goth ehoes. Just a total alpha across the board TBH.
New Player: Hey lol
*Goth Ehoe*: I'd suck the soul out of you New Player
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refers to human skin that has never before received tattoo ink or any other form of permanent cosmetics. Sometimes also called virgin skin.
The process of healing a tattoo is expected to be somewhat different for first-timers with new skin, who might not heal as quickly as a tattoo addict whose body is already familiar with the ink.
Xi JinPing's new land, New Zealand. A country near Australia which has embraced red capital and red infiltration and it's now part of People's Republic of China, a fully owned subsidiary of the Chinese Communist Party, whose supreme emperor for life is a yellow object called Winnie the Pooh.
Welcome to New Xiland, previously known as the home of Kiwis. After we sold ourselves to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), Xi JinPing is our new leader and People's Republic of China owns all the white slaves. Bow to Winnie the Pooh, chant CCP propaganda and "Xi's Thoughts".
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A term for nigga's who either weren't born yet or were too young to appreciate 90s hip-hop. It is commonly accepted that nigga's born after 1990 are all New Niggas. Jaden Smith is the most recognized New Nigga in the world today.
"fuck you mean the fugees are overated and J. Cole is the goat?? you new niggas make me sick."
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