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When someone says next weekend, it means the weekend coming up, unless the weekend has already started.
For example; if it were Tuesday January 10th, next weekend would refer to weekend coming up. As opposed to the weekend after next which refers to the weekend after this weekend.
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When you're in the unfortunate position of having a prepaid phone low on minutes, and a friend of yours sends you a text message that you don't delete to remind you to text him/her back when you get more minutes.
"My friend Josh sent me a text."
"Yeah? What did he say?"
"I dunno. Had to pull a text next."
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Star Trek: The Next Generation. Also known as ST:TNG or TNG.
Next Gen is on the Sci-Fi channel.
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1. A myth
2. Something that is impossible
3. Michael Jordan will not be surpassed. Put him in the NBA we have now. With the touch fouls in effect, MJ would score 60+ a game.
Nobody is the next Michael Jordan (next MJ). Not Kobe, not T-Mac, not AI, nobody.
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The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.
When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...
On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!
dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?
dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...
the next button the movie
Corporate idiom for what will happen after an application or interview. Like, how many more rounds of interviews are remaining, when will you let me know, etc
Applicant: What are the next steps right now?
Recruiter: We're going to review interview results and get back to applicants for a second-round interview within the next week.