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The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.
When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."
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An old bastard that sits in an IRC programming channel, harping about the days of yore, and bans you if you're not an old, stuffy shitpile like him. See also: old.
Hay old man rotor, you're fuckin old.
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A very old man who walks the corridors of the Howe Center. He is one hundred and five years old and fought in many wars. Enjoys saying "etc. like that"
"The exam will consist of the 4 p's etc. like that"-Old Man Skown
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A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book
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When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.
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When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!