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paris hilton is coming to town!
To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town"
She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town.
She'll take off from the "Simple Life".
She'll tape you both when you sleep.
You won't want her to be your wife.
Cause man can she be cheap.
Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's coming to town
She's takin your friends, and doin them twice.
You better believe she's setting a price.
Paris Hilton's Coming.
Boy, is Paris Cumming.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town!
everything paris hilton does is an example.
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Easily the most annoying celebrity out there;
Random 12 year old: "Paris Hilton is my idol."
Me: *punch in face*
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A dirty, shallow, pointless white trash heiress who made it big by getting banged by some dick from NJ on night vision and since has become a huge sensation despite having no talent or redeeming qualities what so ever. She's worshipped by double digit IQ'd teenagers who can't take logical criticism about her without resorting to 5th grade insults such as "ur jeluz". Theres a war beetween her fans and her haters debating her fame all over the net. The fans are usually naive 14 year olds without any taste or imaginations in ART or music. Her haters usually resort to logic but can't quite explain it to the generation of mindless, mtv robots raised on fast music videos and shitty music. She's currently the biggest thing in America and frankly, I can sure do without her.
Paris Hilton was parodied on South Park and it was actually not far from the real thing.
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v. To Sleep and/or buy your talentless, skanky ass to the top.
That talentless ho Paris Hiltoned her way to stardom.
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-Heiress to the Hilton Hotel family fortune.
-Basically has never worked an actual job a day in her life and even admitted to cheating off people on tests in high school.
-Sister of Nicolai/Nikki Hilton, daughter of Cathy and Rick Hilton.
-Due to just being unbelievably rich alone, has been given a TV series "The Simple Life," movie roles ie "House of Wax," and numerous commercials both in the United States and internationally
-Supposedly is a racist as she called two African designers she met at a fashion show the dreaded N word after they asked her if they could model their line of clothing.
-Is also known for a sex tape in which she's featured in night-cam having sex with and giving blow jobs to her ex boyfriend, Rick Salomon.
-Known for her dumb-sounding one liner "That's Hot"
-Was best friends with fellow rich girl and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie until something happened and their friendship broke apart.
-Is now "best friends" with singer Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart.
-Carries around her dog TinkerBell wherever she goes even to parties.
Ex:A rich girl who's gonna inherit God knows how much, she has never worked a day in her life and yet she's getting things handed to her like a Guess jeans ad and a movie role? How over-rated can Paris Hilton be?
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It is rumoured that she can insert a pineapple inside of herself.
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paris hilton is responsable for EVERYTHING that is wrong with the world!EVER! anything done at any time in the world was paris hilton's fault!
jane: omg suzie you slept with my boyfriend
suzie: it was that bitch paris hilton's fault!
jane: oh ok wanna go and hit her with a sledge hammer?
suzie: sure!
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