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it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.
Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?
Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!
Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy
A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.
Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats
strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.
+ The following permanent buffs
Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)
Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)
Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro
Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”
A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.
"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"
He weird and funny in a stupid way he always touching Carliyonna’s paper and he always trying to dance like her. But he really like ass (After School Snacks) he really in one love with anime. He has a Double chin and a big for head .very annoying and he farts a lot . He said he think and wrestles.
patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.
girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny”