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To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.
Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.
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procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...
I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.
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1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.
2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.
"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale
He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.
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A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up
Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
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Things i have done while procrastinating
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination
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burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
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putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever
dan howell is very good at procrastination
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