towel quake

when you have a random outburst of laffter, so large that it is almost like an earthquake on a smaller scale, others include

-Towel quake
- tree quake
-toadstool quake
- cow quake

towel just sounds better- thats why i used it

"Hey, you whats up?"- dude
"Dude I just failed my test." sad dude
" im srry"-dude
" i know dude and i studied" sad dude
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEELOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" DUDE
"that was not needed"-sad dude
"Don't worry it was just a towel quake."

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Quake Monkey

A guy who shoots people because a video game tells him to.

damn, eric and dylan are a bunch of QUAKE MONKEYS

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curry quake

The instance in which an overweight Pakistani or Paki falls to the ground.

Paki: I was walking all by myself when this guy threw me to the ground.

Friend: *Laughs* Did it cause a curry quake?

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quake and bake

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

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Quake Rider

a person still standing during a large magnitude earthquake

California dude: "yeah man earthquakes aint nothin' I am THEE Quake Rider and I will take on any faultline! When everyone else is on their ass, I'm still standing.

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Quake Envy

The jealousy you feel when there was an earthquake but you didn't feel it.

"Hey man did you feel that earthquake last night?"
"What? There was an earthquake last night? Dammit I should've been there!"
"What you have is 'Quake Envy'"

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Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

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