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When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
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Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
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This usually applies to women more than men. It's when you go into the bathroom that has a bunch of stalls and it smells like somebody took a big shit. You try to find a stall that the person did not take that huge shit. You go in, sit down and the toilet is warm. You just lost at restroom roulette.
I just lost at restroom roulette. I had to pee really bad and it smelled like shit in there. I sat on the toilet that was warm.
The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
Order an appetizer for the table, then ask for seperate checks with your respective meals, and see who gets stuck with the appetizer. Similiar to credit card roulette.
Let's play receipt roulette and order some nachos.
When your period is due but you risk going out wearing fancy underwear. Like Russian roulette, but instead of being at the mercy of chance you are relying on your uterus.
Today was day 28 of my cycle but I played period roulette and wore my favourite pants.
When you aren't sure what class you have and walk in to one or the other without checking your timetable.
What class have you got next?
I'm not sure, just going to play Classroom Roulette.