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Did Amy fuck that banker again omg she is such a Range rover
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Some expensive car that only runs on one type of chocolate bars.
Q: Sir, where's the gas put in?
A: Don't you mind lad, it's a mars rover.
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The Range Rover Classic was built from 1970-1996 and designed by David Bache. Made by Land Rover, a British car manufacturer headquartered in Gaydon, United Kingdom which specialises in four-wheel drive vehicles. Classics are the most classiest of classiness. Classic drivers actually signal to change lanes or turn and go into the left lane when making a left turn. Range Rover Classic (formally known as Country) drivers know their stuff. Really awesome people drive Range Rover Classics. They are really skilled at off- road driving and use Hella headlights to light the way. If you see a Classic coming down the road, you stop and stare because you can't miss it's amazingness. Classics that are really awesome usually have tinted windows and black steel wheels. If they are even more awesome than awesome, they will be splattered with mud from all the sick off- roading they've been doing. Can be seen at British field meets and hauling butt up a hill.
Thomas: Did you see that awesome girl driving that awesome Range Rover Classic?
Eric: Yeah. I'd date her...
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When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.
Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!
Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.
When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.
However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.
Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.
Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!
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When you are walking in the city, or any semi-crowded area, and people in front of you stop dead in their tracks to gawk, stare, chat, talk on their phone, take a picture...etc. therefore impeding your way. These people are often times aware of your presence and choose not move, or hear you ask them to move.
"We were walking down the street in NYC and there were Red Rovers everywhere."
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A woman who has blond hair, wears sunglasses and lives in a rich neighborhood that drives a Land River vehicle (usually black or white).
William’s mom is a Land Rover Lucy she drives a Land Rover despite it always giving her problems!