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When a woman Orgasm's see orgasm
My man didn't finish me off last night so I went to the next room and I splat my peach all by my ownself.
All my ladies if you feel me come on do it do it splat your peach.
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Adverb- when recieving oral sex, pull out when u about to release and shoot ur monkey juice in her eye causing a cadarac like after effect
Jim- Hey guess what
Tom- what
Jim- You know that fine bitch we met at the bar last night, I took her home and Cadarac Splat 'd her
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When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.
Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!
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The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner.
At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy mug splat.
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A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!