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Facebook's newest annoyance. It's the little box above your online friends that tells you every little thing that all of your friends do on facebook.
Jorge: Ernie, i know you jerked off in my bed.
Ernie: How do you know!?
Jorge: Stalker Box......
noun. an anal stalker is one who, in intimate situations, continuously attempts to penetrate the rectum.
"John tried to finger my asshole again last night. Ugh. He is such an anal stalker!"
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Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.
I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.
When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.
Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!
someone who prowls or sneaks about using online resources to obtain information on someone
When his ex-girlfriend stopped talking to him, he became an e-stalker and browsed her blog to find out what she was up to.
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The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.
"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."
Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
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