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Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.
You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.
I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.
When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving
Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!
...
James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks
Carol : EWWW get away from me
does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.
“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”
The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum
My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.
When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.
Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.
When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...
What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....
When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.
Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!