Random
Source Code
Random
Rubber type footwear used when having rough, dirty sex with another person bent over a swivel chair, usually used for the purpose of better grip when in position but may also be used to "slap" your partner for the purpose of teasing.
I need a new pair of swivel thongs because I have worn a hole in mine.
Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.
That Nogel Thongs is possessing a Thomas Douglas!!! Please, stop him!
the worst wedgie in the world! it occurs when one is wearing thongs.
I was walking down the hallway, when i got a thong wedgie that hurt like a mother.
99👍 31👎
hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms
guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.
33👍 8👎
To lick a girl's pussy through her Thong.
He loved nothing more than to lick her thong.
209👍 74👎
(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.
Dude that's my mom !!!
9👍 1👎
Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
9👍 1👎