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when your bangin her good and she wanta to take it to another level you grab you alam clock and take things to the next level
girl: come on baby lets do the tik tok
boy: (grabs alarm clock) lets do this
The tok & yoga consists of:
1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.
2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)
3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)
4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)
5. Yog
6. Whisper namaste
Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight
Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.
Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
When you spend bathroom time on tiktok
“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now”
the highest stage of cancer. worse than the ninth circle of hell
person 1: im gonna watch some tik tok
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies
Collective conformity for the choreographically challenged
Those fuckwits on Tik Tok with there lame dance move consisting of moving your hands in time with some random song, it's nothing more than collective conformity for the choreographically challenged
A place where horny pedophiles go and choke their chickens to 14 year old thots. It should be shut down! It's slowly turning our kids into child prositutes.
"I had to register as a sex offender. I can't baby sit children anymore! So I'll have to beat my meat to this middle schooler on Tik Tok."