Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

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torch bowls

Smoke mad bowls of chronic. Get blazed as hell using a bowl to hold the bud.

We were torch bowls last night we got baked as hell.
We torch bowls all day .

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Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

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Cortenious Flame Torch

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.

I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

human blow torch

The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.

Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!

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alaskan blow torch

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.

"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"

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torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

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