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code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.
Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.
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when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person
wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
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aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
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When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.
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When a girl or guy sucks some great cock
she/he gives head like a hoover vacuum
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The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.
Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!
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A female's Vagina.
More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.
Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.
Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?
Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.
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