Rural Dictionary

Wack Sabbath

The term used when forced to work on the weekend (Sunday in particular) despite your Monday-Friday hours, usually due to someone's else bad planning or lack of consideration and definitely last minute.

I'd love to go to the beach, but unfortunately I will be attending Wack Sabbath instead.

Welcome to Wack Sabbath.

Great I just got a ticket to Wack Sabbath.

by Ttown71 March 19, 2009

Midnight Wack

The action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she masturbates to a variety of porn in order to achieve an orgasm which will in return help them sleep.

Edward: Bro I can't sleep ! I think I have insomnia!

Nate: Damn bro , have you tried the Midnight Wack? That usually helps me !

Edward: Thanks bro I'll try it tonight !

by Pro Beaner June 27, 2017

wack arnolds

An episode of Dave Chappelle where he pretends to get a mcjob. It represents how Mc Donalds thinks there doing charity work for the underpriveliged but is really just causing more problems.

Person:...she had a heart attack, too much wack arnolds.

by shatara June 2, 2006

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Wack Shack

When your bed is completely enclosed/surrounded by a bed sheet providing ample opportunity for "private time."

Options for building your wack shack:

1. If you have a bunk bed, the easiest way to create a wack shack is by sleeping on the bottom bunk and draping the sheet over by putting one half under the top bed's mattress allowing for the other half of the sheet to hang down to the floor.

2. If you are not so lucky as to have a bunk bed, tacks and the ceiling are your best bet.

Benefits:

1. Noise reduction
2. Light reduction
3. Alone time
4. Girlfriend time