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baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
for something to be far from satisfactory...
"that food was dog wipe"
"last night was just dog wipe"
Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.
Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.
A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
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When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
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A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.
Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.
Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.
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