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someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius
man that guys must be a dirty xander
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Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
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Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!
the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
xander todd is one of a kind he is the most amazing person /player you will ever meet he will turn your wolrd upside down and make it so much better to live with
xander todd the player
yea that xander todd the worman pleaser
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A Xander is a pretty useless shit. He is usually called out for being a faggot. A Xander usually is really ugly looking and his breath makes you want to barf. Having one of these as a friend can be very useful. Xander's are almost as tall as giraffes. When encountering a Xander be very cautious they may bite.
Guy: Hey your name is Xander right?
Xander: Ye-
Guy: *Dies* (of nasty ass breath)
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