When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.
“Wow, she is a hoe , I heard she does delicious bathrooms a lot.”
During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?
Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
Where most people go to cry or twerk
I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor
eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time
"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."
Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
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The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
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