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When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
Some badass niggas vaping and shit in the school bathroom
Don't FUCK with Bathroom Gang or we'll bambi your ass
The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.
"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"
"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.
Me: imma take a piss
Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro
Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
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The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
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