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Two people who are friends and sleep together but have no serious releationship
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky girl to have Chad as your Bed Buddy!
Kiersten : Yeah Chad's really likes pretty little petite girls he say's they are more fun to fuck!
Kaylee Wow I'm petite maybe we could be Bed Buddy's too!
Kiersten : Uh I don't think so not to be mean or anything but your face look's like a big pile of dog crap!
Kaylee : Maybe if I wear a bag on my head I could have a chance!
Kiersten : Uh not gonna happen!
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A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.
Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again
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An individual purchased as property for the sole purpose of performing sexual acts.
The brothel was short on women so the owner purchased several bed slaves to accomodate patrons.
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A bed put together from randomly assembled pillows and blankets on the floor, usually used in place of a normal bed, and usually in the same room as a normal bed.
"No thanks guys, I'll just build a Charlie Bed instead of sleeping next to you."
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When you stay in bed for so long you get a bit sticky/clammy, like a slug.
My girlfriend is such a bed slug.
Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".
Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!
Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.
The unrequited yearning to return to bed AFTER you've arrived at work.
My bed lust is outta control this morning
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