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1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis
2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life
2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
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Any intelligent human being who prefers to see both Edward and Jacob impaled and/or beheaded by the Vampire hunter "Blade".
While the opposing teams, team Edward and team Jacob would like to see the character Bella with their respective candidate, members of Team Blade prefer to see Bella hung by the face until dead, just to shut up the hordes of giggling fangirls.
Fangirl: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Team Blade member: I'm team Blade. I just want to see both of those fags burn on a stake.
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when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow
Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade
The reason the FBI thinks I'm a violent person.
Guy 1: hey bro how many VR games you got?
Guy 2: yea bro I got blade and sorcery the other day
Guy 1 frantically runs away
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The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.
Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.
C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!
C: Was she packing?
C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?
C: Cassie, you are crazy!
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A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.
Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!
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A defensive posture to reduce target zone. Similar stance is used in martial arts bout.
I knocked his arm away at the elbow while I took a step back and bladed at a 45 degree angle.
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