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A mythical being of undefined orgian, usualy found on Vbulliten based forums.
The Title Fairy is known to randomly change forum members user titles.
These changes can be humerous, postive, negative, or simply random. They can occur at anytime, and for any reason.
Hey, the Title Fairy changed my user title!
The most badass anime of all time. You can't deny it.
"Have you seen Fairy Tail dragon cry?"
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Someone who throws bricks of C4 onto unsuspecting soon-to-be victims from high altitude.
The required high altitude is often achieved by flying (using e.g. a jetpack).
Successful detonation leaves the victims in confusion and salty.
Commonly resides in the game Planetside 2.
Higby: "Bullsh*t! Where the f*ck came that C4 from?!"
Clegg: "Must have been a C4 Fairy."
Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
A mysterious being who, after a guy has masturbated in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area.
Responsible for the disappearance of cum
"The tooth fairy takes teeth - the wank fairy takes jizz - simple as that"
Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.
Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?
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Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
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