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On a fireman’s year there is a little gyroscope and accelerometer that makes a really loud and annoying beeping sound so it a firman gets lost or is unconscious in a house or something the others can find him. The fireman twerk is so the beeper doesn’t go off because it goes off when you stop for 15+ seconds
*beep* *beep* *beep* WHO THE FUCKS ALARM IT THAT? EVERYONE FIREMAN TWERK
Or
*alarm goes off*. Hey mom look at all those fireman doing the fireman twerk
A sex-move inspired by the Suicide Squad (film) character El Diablo, wherein the participant refuses to "shoot their fire" until another participant says something really mean to them.
"She was like, give it to me baby, and I was like, no I'm doing a Mexican Fireman, and she was like, you fucking disappointment this is why your dad left when you were four, and I totally shot my fire."
A man who ejaculates an incredible amount of semen, simlar to a fireman's hose
"He's an Indoor Fireman, my face looked like it had been fully glazed"
When two women have had sex with the same guy. Akin to the not-so-great male term “Eskimo brother.” So named this because the two women have both “slid down the same pole.” This act brings about a specially bonded type of sisterhood.
Jess: I got way too wasted and somehow hooked up with Brian last night.
Sarah: Ew gross. He’s horrible in bed but now we’re Fireman Sisters since I hooked up with him last year. Cool!
Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.
I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.