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The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024


Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.

by Ian Crampton January 25, 2017


Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"

by Saucemayor July 12, 2018


Mayor Reynolds

A Mayor turned live streamer who embodies bold, passionate career changes while dominating any and all competition.

I'm thinking about pulling a Mayor Reynolds and moving on to my next big thing.

by MayorReynoldsTV January 11, 2021


Based Black Guy Mayor

Term describing black American mayors. These mayors have a reputation for actually trying to clean up their cities, and make them safe for human habitation. As opposed to white, usually liberal mayors who tend to be more permissive on petty crime.

Rando: “Why would you vote for Eric Adams?”

New Yorker: “He’s my favorite Based Black Guy Mayor”

by ironhippo July 28, 2023


our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!

our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted

by amigojapan2 May 13, 2015


Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor August 10, 2008

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