Cillian Murphy

Fittest man alive

Cillian Murphy is the fittest man alive

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mikey murphy

The roommate of Luke Korns;

An amazing YouTuber;

The only person I know that can pull off Harry Potter glasses besides Harry Potter

Can I Marry Mikey Murphy???!!!

Omg Mikey Murphy and Luke Korns are roommates #Feels!!!!

How does Mikey Murphy maintain a state of perfection??!!! #Goals af

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murphy's law

I have seen it quoted in this manner: "If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way." It is more a psychological law than a superstition then.

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Murphy's Touch

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine.com)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

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Murphy Lee

1.)Aka Murph Durrt, Aka Skool Boy, Aka Pookie of da backyard
2.) Talented wordplay, makes you rewind and be like dammmmmmmmmmmn
3.) Str8 ( CEO of Derrty south hiphop magazine) says "murphy lee keeps refering to me in his songs" ( re:I got this lady 31, she be like damn he young, like Pamela I deal with her an der son. re: Female fans say that I'm there babydaddy" )

Grandpa Gametight - Muprhy's law
Saltshaker remix - Ying Yang Twins
Ic Ic - J-kwon
Sample Dat Ass - Chingy
Jungle Gym - Murphy Lee

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murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

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Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."

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