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That one town every one avoids because it reminds them of some sort of strange place that their car will break down in and will get butt fucked by every single hick ass male in town.
Guy1: Dude take a left here.
Guy2: Hell no that place is a Priest River!!!!
Guy1: Your right, I don't want to lose my ass virginity.
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A faggot priest is a really gay priest who loves to touch little boys, baptize their asses and preach about faggotry.
Hey man, watch your ass cause there is a faggot priest who is gonna baptize it for you.
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The Best RB in the NFL. Will Lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl this year.
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When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life
Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life
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The result of ejaculating on a man's throat.
"He was sweet old closet case, but too eager; I gave him a priest's collar for the effort."
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A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.
"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."
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A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?
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