ohio rizz is to describe the most unfunny peice of media like youtube shorts
youtube short: what if i told you that if you hit the griddy in ohio you'll die
you: what the ohio rizz
you can pull other human species towards you and flirt
yo he just ran up to that girl and got her number he has W rizz
The use of poetic language, such as metaphors, similes, and imagery, to convey romantic or emotional sentiments to a potential partner, with the aim of charming or seducing them.
And I quote "They say people can only be in one place at a time, that is in fact false as you are both in my heart and my mind" an example of poetic rizz
When you have so much rizz (ability to pull) you still have it when you die
Guy 1:"Broo watch me rizz up this girl"
Guy 2:"If you can do that you got immortal rizz"
The natural rizz that any autistic person is gifted with
I have that autistic rizz 😎
A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"