a person who looks and acts like donkey kong
oh man i just played sean on the super nintendo
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stealing merchandise from a store.
“damn i just bought this cute shirt.” “no, i totally watched you sean - it.”
Sean's are wonderful and romantic, Sean's will give you so much to read and do you won't know where to begin. Sean's should know that no matter the wrong they've done they are forgiven. Sean's are cherished and locked into your 💜. Sean's favorite ice cream is pecan but he will eat your favorite ice cream, probably because he loves you, or to annoy you. Sean's like to wear the same sweater hoodie when they are cold. Sean's commonly don't use pillows. Sean's have a high probability of having ladies cry for them when they leave. Sean's have alot to give. Never be wild around your Sean, he won't understand and he will leave. Sean's should be less concerned with money and more about love and being a grandpa. Life is too short to obsess about possible Seanings. Sean's should consider retiring to a warm place so they can finally take off the sweater. And also so they can finally behave and relax. Sean's have beautiful hair that should be touched often by their wife. ☺️🥺
I wish I could catch a Sean with a PokeBall and he'd be with me forever like a Pikachu.
Sean is a sexy, badass man sent from heaven to teach us mere humans about life. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know. If youre lucky enough to know one, you're bound to to fall in love. He is always a gentleman, loving and kind, with a smart ass mouth. His humor is contagious but no one's as funny. He's an amazing friend and even better lover. Be careful not to stare into his soul. It's so bright that it will blind you. Be careful with his heart, he can beat up every dude you know.
I love Sean.
the best person in the whole entire world.
“man i love sean so much he’s amazing”
The biggest fucking chad in the entire world, wont take anybody's shit and will be loyal to you. Girls love to stalk him for his massive cock. His sisters are also always under his desk while he uses his cronus zen.
Hey you ever met Sean?
No?
You're missing out.
to give someone sleeping pills and then to shit on their chest
"mannn i just pulled a the sean on this bitch"