tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

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scar tissue

A lyric that Anthony Keidis wrote about his father after Anthony got into an accident and Mr. Keidis didn't show sincere sympothy.

Scar Tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mister know-it-all.

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Tissue Party

A particularly intense session of sexual intercourse or masturbation, where a large number of tissues are required to wipe up all the cum.

What you up to tonight girl?
Nothing much, you?
How about you come over and we have a tissue party?

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tissue pixie

your mom if she pays you for jacking off in tissues and putting them under your pillow. like the tooth fairy but hillbilly

i got 20bucks from the tissue pixie. been wackin off alot since sister moved out

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clit tissue

n., toilet paper (slang word used by females)

derived from Kleenex/tissue

I had to squat in the bushes, good thing I had some clit tissue in my pocket.

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Butterfly tissue

A butterfly tissue is when you cum into a tissue/toilet paper then squeeze it and throw it away. Later on someone finds the tissue and licks it clean. When you look at the tissue the cum shapes into a butterfly if done right.

Butterfly Tissue

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Issues with Tissues

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.

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